I'm Lisa, I'm 31, old enough to know better, but I don't!
This blog was initially made for my James Holmes support but has since become a mish mash of everything!
You'll still find jimmy here tho! Maybe not as much as you should...
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
not as bad as you couldve been 👍
i wish more people said that being single is normal
and you’re not going to meet and marry someone
and that’s fine
and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist
because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal
you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single
I’m about to cry
I didnt see that the cat didnt have an eye. I thought it was some badass emo cat and i was like awwwww yeah.
Oh my little heart.
why do people fuck with other people’s feelings
its not ok
its not right
this bothers me so fucking much holy shit
why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave
stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.
Being a teenager is hard. But the German home improvement chain Hornbach knows having parents who go the extra mile to show their support can make a big difference.
This is the kind of dad I want to be.
This is the kind of dad I wish I had…
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